Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Yeah the guy cutting a corner was the crash, another was when I had my clutch replaced and the mechanic didn't tighten the wheel up properly and a few days later it came flying off when I was driving..

 

It was just Sod's law Tiger was on date night with you on those crashes mate, that's why he remember's. He nearly bit your cock twice when you braked hard.

 

You're a weird old man Tony.

 

When you get to my age taking the piss on cyber space is all I have left

 

I thought at your age most pissing you do is on your pants

 

You don't know how far from the truth you are mate. But been given the all clear on the scary reason for it.

 

1 in 8 men... scary statistic..

 

Glad yours was good news. My dad had an enlarged prostate that was sorted, so I kept that in my mind when waiting for results. Now I've got to see a urologist to find out my news and what they can do so it's a five minute trip to ensure I've finished the drips.

 

Hope everything goes well mate. Don't forget, more than 2 shakes and it's playing with yourself

 

Good evening, or good morning, or maybe good afternoon, when ever you're reading...

 

hello, I had to have the camera stuck through my japs eye - the worse bit was when it turned into a needle and went into my prostate-

 

Da ****..

 

If you're talking about a camera via hospital I had that and you piss like a horse. If you're talking for pleasure then you're hanging round with Tiger too much.

 

Eddie and I were in Jessops at the time......

 

Gutted just caught up on Games of Thrones and found out series 8 might not be until 2019 @Shinycitylad7

 

Why you think they got rid of most of the elderly ones

 

Who cares dopey bollocks, it's the ****ing wait I'm concerned with. Especially at my age

 

Bit annoying isn't it! The cast get their scripts next month though, a strong possibility it could be on in August next year. Only 6 episodes and they are all apparently feature length, so 70 minute plus which will be awesome.