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[Shinycitylad7]

Where's the old jokes thread gone? I couldn't find it, Anyway, just had to share this bit of breaking news....

10 people were injured in a tragic incident today when a new sales assistant in the hand grenade shop asked a customer for his pin.....

you mean that one from about 2 years back where it was only JGF who posted Christmas cracker jokes

 

[Lan Logger]

Thank god we're safe, looked doomed around January time. Bigger achievement then league 1 promotion imo

 

[MassiveAttack]

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****sake now H from steps has died

 

[wizered]

Good job it was a manhole and not a womans......oh dear...

 

[RedorDead]

**** me the worlds gone mad (or uk at least)
Bristol did not celebrate St Georges day because it's multi cultural. And to think you've even got an area in Bristol named after the Saint.

Cardiff may be multicultural but still celebrates St David's day.

http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-multicultural-St-George-s-Day/story-29167059-detail/story.html

 

[wizered]

Next they'll be saying don't celebrate St Georges day because we are a 70% white population with 120 different accents, it's all a load of crap, let's just be our selves and live together in harmony and believe in who we are, I do and my people are Cornish..

 

[Mind the gap!]

Not many councils put on events tbf. As long as pubs and clubs continue having celebrations well be ok

 

[tiger-emyrs-wolf]

massive event here in lanzarote

 

[RedorDead]

Meanwhile at the Mem,

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[Shinycitylad7]

This season has both dragged and ****ed by.... Hopefully we win this weekend because I can't see us taking anything from the final game.

Is anyone on here going to the rugby play offs?

 

[banksyisourhero]

I am, I have tickets to the Semi and final..

Also going to QPR last game and staying in London overnight with the Highridge lot. should be interesting!

 

[Mind the gap!]

Will probably see the beam back for QPR

Will have to leave slightly early on Saturday though

 

[RedorDead]

Will probably see the beam back for QPR

Will have to leave slightly early on Saturday though

Why got to deliver the evening post?

 

[Mind the gap!]

Nah got to get back early for a mates 18th

Starts at 5:15 as well

Won't arrive for then but they're leaving for Gloucester road after

 

[RedorDead]

Kick off is at 12:30 so it will be finished at 14:30, if it takes you that long to get ready means you are a girl. Maybe you will get hit on by shiny if he thinks you have tits

 

[MassiveAttack]

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[RedorDead]

If you don't get 25/25 then you are a numpty


http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardbeech/away-days?utm_term=.lvJAzzbxE#.hio2JJGr7

 

[Mind the gap!]

And I mean Saturday s game redordead

 

[Mind the gap!]

22/25 got let down by Wycombe, Cambridge United and Rochdale

 

[banksyisourhero]

25/25