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I'm getting excited for it.

I've said last year I think England will win this World Cup, so no ****ty anti Welsh comments please.

I'm already thinking the negativity on this forum is wearing me down.
 
I'm getting excited for it.

I've said last year I think England will win this World Cup, so no ****ty anti Welsh comments please.

I'm already thinking the negativity on this forum is wearing me down.

I think England will top the group, I'm just undecided on Wales or Australia finishing 2nd
 
A man boarded a plane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Irish

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy".
 
I was taking my dog for a walk when this dog came running towards me,

"Nice dog, "I said to it's owner, "what is it? "

"It's a labradoodle, a cross between a Poodle and a Labrador, " she replied.

"Oh, I used to have a Jack Russell crossed with a Chihuahua, " I said,"

"Ah, " she said, "a Jawowa. "

"No, " I answered, "a ****in mongrel."
 
Mini poll on here

How long do you think the first Cotts out post will appear?

Next Week.
Next Month.
Christmas.

Christmas time. If it continues as it is then I'll be one of the people who want him out. Last season counts for nothing now. It's just part of our history. If Cotterill can't perform and get the results he has no right to not be sacked. I still have the faith he'll get it right, but its being tested......
 
Mini poll on here

How long do you think the first Cotts out post will appear?

Next Week.
Next Month.
Christmas.

It was pretty obvious it was going to happen it always does, guarantee we'll see more next month from the people who said last season he was all this and that, I reckon a lot of people have waited to call for him to be sacked because they couldn't last year as we kept on winning.