The worse thing is he post these links but never participates in them, and then Tetbury gets all tetchy about Shiny
Banksy came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Banksy.' Banksy was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Banksy was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Banksy the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Banksy. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "Banksy, wake up! You've **** the bed!" Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be !
I've had a ****e two weeks, think I'm going to be on the second page because Diego ****ing Costa being injured
