Because he is a useless twat most likely. God awful pretentious naval gazing up his own arse smug ****stain with no redeeming features at all.
Cold Play are ****e but to be fair their music despite being Speed inducing is spiritually uplifting compared to Morrissey. I ****ing hate that miserable ****.
Incubus are class. Still a Foo's fan though, so they're really the only ones up top I listen to. (For any fans, don't get the Dave Grohl biography thats out the now, its utter gash!) Adele at number 1 however.... **** me. If I was an Al-Qaeda member caught by the Americans, and the ****ers subjected me to the torture of listening to her album non-stop, I reckon it would take less than an hour for me to have given up the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein, his 2 sons, Bin Laden, Lord Lucan, Maddy McCann...
I agree that the fact Adele is number one is a testament to some horrible music tastes. I would never let that depressing bint anywhere near my Last FM library. Oh and who ever asked "What's Last FM"
I'm not that keen on Adele's music but you can't deny it's well written and crafted by her. That alone makes it streets better that the general run of the mill pop pap.
The moany cow would release an album about it - **** that. Especially if it was Gambol: "...and at number one, pop pickers, it's Adele with her latest smash "You shat on my couch and called me by your ex-wife's name"