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Lascelles Signs 6 Year Deal

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 1, 2018.

  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    "Here, Jamaal, fancy a payrise? All you have to do is tell the fans fatty is a nice guy, simple."
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Also I am pretty sure that every person I have ever met and have bought me a drink I would have said they were a nice person.
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Don’t forget to mention the pizza.
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Beer and Pizza?

    Bloody hell, he is a nice guy!
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I even like the Tax man when he gives me a Tax rebate - even though it was my money he had taken in the first place :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  6. RobEllious

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    He was hardly going to say, when asked what his employers like, "he's a right fat ****, gives me a new contract but won't buy the AM we been after for two year"
     
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  7. Hugh Briss

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    If the whole thing wasn't so sad and pointless, you could laugh at it.

    I'm just not in the mood to laugh, ironically or not.

    No, not even a wry smile.
     
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  8. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Here's another way to look at it,maybe he was assured that Rafa will sign a new deal and that money will be spent in January,just a thought
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    However, he had 5 years of his contract left - why not wait another season or two?
     
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  10. daztoc

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    If both of those things happen ill join Chippy in Fenwicks window with a Nice Guy Mike flag between my naked butt cheeks.
     
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  11. daztoc

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    PR waits for no man ................... or contract.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Join the queue brother.

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  13. JakartaToon

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    Then you must think Albert is a twat.
     
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