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Lapdance disaster

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RobSpur, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Please ignore the response to BRB above.

    Posted by accident.

    Internet reception too slow to delete it.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I got my cock out and showed it to a stripper for a bit of fun then ejaculated? .

    As you do <laugh>
     
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  3. RobSpur

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    Ignore that.

    It has deleted.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yes.
     
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    1. I do not actively seek out sex workers. I am backpacking. After I got blown out by a barmaid, who had effectively told me she was going home with me before I was inadvertantly rude to her, she told me in a huff to go to the lap dancing bar. After initially dismissing it, unable to find anywhere else to have a deink and wanting to drown my sorrows, I decided to go. I did not pay for any sexual activity.

    You did not completely dismiss seeking out sex workers, you said I do not 'actively' - with the aim of making something happen, rather than just hoping that it will.

    2. I did not jerk off. I took my penis out to show her as a bit of fun when we were both mutually physically aroused. Literally a drop of fluid shot out and went over my head into the wall.

    You exposed yourself

    3. I do abuse any women in the slightest.

    Quote; 'I do abuse'

    4. I dont even know what a goyim is.

    Nor do I

    5. I don't think I did nothing wrong. But it was nothing to do with abusing anyone.

    You was previously a ***** sympathiser and have not denied that through out this thread.
     
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  6. RobSpur

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    I dont know if it counts as ejaculating tbh.

    It wasnt a 'load'.

    It just shot out. It was like a really small piece of popcorn.
     
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  7. brb

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    done
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Rob spur is a well known member. Especially in Romanian rub and tug slots.
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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  10. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Well if that guy can make a hot young woman's knickers wetter than a spring bank holiday, and make her entire body burst out in floods of sweat, after a few minutes of sofa time, then good luck to him.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Did you strangle and rape the waitress that you were stalking ?
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I am assuming our Rob is off his nut on cheap bugle. Attending lap dancing establishments and getting your old chap out is pretty classic coke-head behaviour tbf. In fact this sort of debauchery would be actively encouraged most Friday nights in EC1.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I don't think that's actually possible.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Some poor Romanian women , already having to lap dance ****s , is subjected to some ****er getting his cock out ...

    Pretty sure rubbing up against a ****er for money is already pretty grim without having to look at a cheesy cut knob.
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  18. RobSpur

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    She literally had the time of her life.

    She'll be in love with me for days, and will remember me fondly for years <ok>
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    And she will always be remembered as sex worker woman 2.
     
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  20. RobSpur

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    Yeah, well. Sigh.

    I'm thinking about going back now.

    Tell her take her shoes off and lie down. ****ing gorgeous little feet she's got.

    Dont think im gonna though tbh.

    Barmaid had the weekend off btw, lol.

    Had a good laugh here anyway. A few more memories...
     
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