Lame To Fame Thread...

Roger Moore was once in my family. Supposedly Dorothy Squires is some semi-distant cousin of mine, so between 1953 and 1969 he was in the family, not that I was alive then...

 

What?

 

I was talking to Dirk Kuyt and the rest of the Dutch team in Schipol airport before they went to beat Scotland.
Played cards for Supermac in Roys two rooms when he had scored in our 5-0 win over Coventry
Got a lift from Kirkcaldy to Edinburgh from Gavin Hastings of Scots rugby
My pal smacked Jimmy Nail when he was singer in King Crabs
Tim Healy and Annie of Auf pet lived next door to my pal.
Talking to Bez at a company opening day. He pocketed a fat wedge in an envelope for the appearance
I have a big garden lamp standard 2 gate lamps and 3 garage doors from Kenny Dalglishes house that Rob Lee used to have as well. 2 garage doors for sale by the way
The coloured players at NUFC used to shag my bros next door neighbour
Talking to Brian Johnson in Heaton Buffs
Had a crack with Norman Wisdom when he was walking through Newcastle one night.
Told Keiran Dyer to **** off for trying to get my space made into a VIP area for him and his entourage in sea night club (little tosser)
My mates daughter was in Byker Grove and another in Badgers
Talking to Ian Wright in the lift in Gossy park hotel the day before he scored against us to win 1-0. I had warned him as well.
My old pal shagged Winsey Willis (he was soooo proud of this)

 

I forgot to mention, Kenny Dalglish took one of my training sessions and told me I have a 'cracking left foot'!

Also, my friend is second cousins to Gordon Brown

 

I've had dinner on the same table as Thierry Henry!