Lain's Trip To Scotland

*3 hour flight and change of one time zone

 

Aldo already posted this earlier

 

Hopefully, he remembered his bawbag prosthetic.

 

And you still haven't been to collect it.

 

Fish on a Friday ^

sniff sniff

 

Was she Welsh?

 

I liked it better when the amusingly large headed twat wasn't on here.

 

Square heid nae bawsack was here before you was he not?

 

Are you back in Blighty for the semi-final on Sunday, buddy?

 

Don't ask me guv, I know nothing, I'm from Barcelona in a parallel universe.

 

I am back because my bitch of a mother in law arrived in Majorca today, but yeah supposed to be going to the game on Sunday

 

We've just come back from a holiday in Spain.
My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all of the food was like the stuff that we eat at home.
She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird stuff and you can't understand a word that they say."
So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland.

 

I just had a **** reading that.

Got any more stories?

 

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You just never know.

 

The Judge and The Jury are out.

 

And the executioner, is he also a fag?