Lain's Trip To Scotland

First Bus operate in Spain ?

They get everywhere!!

 

The head of his prick ?

 

And probably as utter **** as they are here in Aberdoom

 

He's been in the pokey again

 

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The P-ster waiting on Lain

 

No further updates? Wait 24 hours then call the cops?

 

Those glasses are lovely....................

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Does she offer tit ****s?

 

Only for me.

She also loves my man milk splattered all over her coupon and then I wash her glasses whilst I gorge on her front bottom

All good really.

 

Too fat to be allowed on a plane?

 

No, because I'm too alluring for all the lovely fanny air hostesses with the moist minges.

 

Becareful they may be male-females

 

It's a dead cert you're stalking her ya mad bastard.

 

I rest my case, m'lud.

 

rumbled again, darn!!

 

Did I ever tell the true story of how I got groped by an air hostess?

No?

Well, me and the ex missus were fast asleep on a plane to the Dominican Republic. It seems I'd taken a sleep hard on (as men do) and woke up by the hostess having a feel.

She excused it as checking my seat belt, ****ed off and I never seen her again for the remainder of the flight.

It's one of my most treasured memories. Never been groped since.

 

After I arrived, I went Ibrox and then went for a fritter roll but they didn't have any fritters so I had a sausage supper instead. Then I had a 3 hour siesta. Just finished some fish pie and then some ice cream. I am ready for another sleep to be honest.

 

I liked the bus journey stories better.

 

Did you forget some of your luggage?

 

I hear the jet lag can be pretty bad after a two hour flight and no change of time zone.