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Off Topic Lady Gardens

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 8, 2020.

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What style lady garden do you prefer?

  1. Totally shaved a la Kojak

    60.0%
  2. Shaped/trimmed

    30.0%
  3. Big hairy bush like one of the Jackson 5 is down there

    10.0%
  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Does your wife know you are dating?
     
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  2. haslam

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    If it gives her a break she'd approve.
     
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    I used to but then the itching got too much!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    just clarifying the branch off..
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    If it's ginger minge a Brazilian is rather fetching, looks like a fish finger.
    Personally, I'm old school and prefer something you'd need an agricultural strimmer to keep in shape.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    My Mrs always gives it the full shave whenever I come back to the UK. I think she is worried there might be something left from the others that have been there while I have been away.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Totally shaved for me but i'd be happy enough to see a landing strip or something elegant. In my younger days I might have got past a big bush, but now I'd tell them to go in the bathroom and sort it out or I'm not playing.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> My favourite comment of the year so far
     
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  9. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Landing strip. I ain’t no fan of bald.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    kojak?
     
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