Lady Garden

hornette will be jealous....

 

It's "air trimming". Very difficult. As close to the sac as you dare but no closer.

 

No need to be. She can do it for me if she likes.

 

****ing hell i needa get mine done desperately.just had a look down and it looks like afroman got his head in my groin

 

Sounds like you'll need a hedge trimmer for that

 

i'm hardcore. i'll pluck em

 

Some birds like a big bush so you might be in luck and not need to do it at all

 

That sounds like a question for tina/jen/hornette

 

nah, i've gotta be considerate. i wouldn't be too chuffed if i went down on a bird and she was hairier than a red setter so its only fair

 

Tina is old skool so she'll probably have a massive bush herself so she can't complain about a guys bush too much

 

Talking of ****s i see liam Fox has resigned.

 

He had to.

"Did you have your gay lover at top level meetings all over the world?"

No

"Then who is this person with nothing other than Conservative sponsorship who attended with you top level meetings all over the world?"

I dunno.

"Resign you **** or you are so ****in fired, you gay money grabbing ****."

 

He's a clueless eejit - do you remeber that joke he told at a Christmas do a few years back that got him in trouble?

 

Nope.

 

(they're)

 

I think that you might end up with more of a Brazilian than you'd like.

 

you were naked when you wrote that?

 

no in boxers

 

neatly trimmed please gambol.

 

Like mine