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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    There's plenty of camel semen that needs collecting there, Jiffy's skillset is quite limited...
     
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    Apparently it is the wimmin who are to blame for making themselves attractive to men hence some of them don't mind the full bed-sheet cover up routine.

    I used to think it was mysoginistic men imposing their beliefs on their females but I am now more inclined to think that it is some sort of Islamist Feminist agenda going on and by covering up everything they are in effect declaring that they are so hot looking that it would be a sin for a man to see anything more than their eyes. The less you can see the better looking they must be underneath all that black clothing n'est pas?

    "I say Mohammed, your Fatima certainly has an impressive outline"

    "Thanks Muhammed, she does indeed look the business in that niqab but you should see her in the nuddy, proper munter mate, trust me."
     
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    <confused>

    In Dubai?
     
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    <laugh> Beelin' from the skelping this spunk-guzzler gave you earlier.

    When you're ready, send me that property portfolio <ok>

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  5. Toby

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    Jiffy owns a 1-bed flat in Glasgow and thinks he's Abramovich <rofl> <rofl>

    Priceless <rofl>
     
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    <confused> I don't own anywhere in Glasgow.
     
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    i own a 1-bed flat in glasgow <ok>
     
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    I have a TV nearly as big as Mick's & half the size of Venom's
     
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    You have a transvestite dwarf?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  11. GroveRanger

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    "Yeah, know what I'm sayin'? Look at all my money and sh*t!"
     
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    <confused>
     
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  13. Da Original M.D 20/20

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    I own Burj Khalifa.

    No wait, thats not quite right. I own Wiz Khalifa.
     
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