Off Topic kuntoff group 5

Probably not. But it certainly is a successful one

 

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finally, some recognition

 

Big Ern is winning...I like Big Ern...a good Spanner

 

Me and Little Urn have had our run ins, but I have nothing against him.

What the pornographers are doing to his club is an outrage, so I have a lot of sympathy for him. I would hate that to happen to our club. It isn't right.

 

Gutted, never got a mention in any of these kuntoff groups. Looks like I’ve gotta up my kuntness for next year’s tournament.

 

I suggested you and SD...just being Spurs fans would have clocked you both some votes...however I agree, up the kuntishness.

 

I'm so happy to be included, i voted for myself. After all, I am the biggest **** i know!!

 

We could have a kuntoff group for Spurs posters if you like

@Commachio how about it ?

we could have
PNP
NSIS
Sparecock
Diethard
RCL
SD

and of course Hiag

 

Cheeky ****, might be a bit fat but I don’t need to diet... at least not yet.

 

That was a typo actually but seems to have got a bite.

you may need to bite less if you want to lose your fatness

 

Don’t wanna lose the fatness. Dadbods are the way forward, birds love that more than the six pack **** these days.

Lift pints, not weights

 

I'd piss it!
You're happy to suggest it though, because everyone would vote Piskie from your board, as they can't remember who the **** you are and he banned everyone else.

 

BOOM!

[PNP drops the mic and walks off stage]

 

G4E picks up mic.

PNP would piss a kuntoff group
of the boys from the Spurs troop
because he is hated by everyone
for deleting posts that poke fun
on his board he rules with an iron fist
he always gets his knickers in a twist
and his board moderation is a farce
because he is so far up Hiag’s arse.
HSE doesn’t like anything risky
and is obsessed by Piskie

 

Vanilla Ice is a Goon? Who knew?
As for the boards, yours is dead and ours isn't. Sorry.
You even have a Spurs fan doing your match threads.
They got so desperate that they made you a mod!

 

BOOM!

[PNP storms the stage, takes mic off G4E, drops it, and walks back off stage]

 

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Our board numbers are frankly ****.
but PNP’s mouth is too dry to spit
from sucking on a bitter lemon.
RCL does match threads, he ain’t full of venom.
Your boards full of posters with hope
our board members decided to elope.
its true they made me a Mod
but you won’t find me acting like a god.
Wenger’s reign is longstanding
but now it’s heading for a crash landing
so enjoy your time in the sun
at our expense have your fun
don’t forget the sun cream
in NL there is only one team


G4E bows to the cheering crowd
their clapping deafening loud.
leaving them wanting more is so wise.
He passes the mic to the other guys.
as the guitarist plays a familiar fanfare
and sings
on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...

 

I’m not trying hard enough?