Off Topic **kuntoff finale**

I loved watching you swerve your vote yesterday btw Mr Marks...the bravado soon disappeared and you voted for Pete... when that collar got a bit hot

 

Thanks to you, mate, the villain was uncovered.

You grassed up the snake in the grass, and secured my early release.

You did the lads a massive favour by helping to expose just what kind of person He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless truly is.

 

Then we put him in the final in the dying moments

 

This ^

HIAG is like the office bell end e.g. Colin Hunt, who acts like a cock for attention, wears cartoon socks, and would make you look up from your desk and murmur under your breath - "what a ****"

Dull is more akin to a traffic warden who'd watch you running up the street weighed down with shopping to get to you car before your time ran out, and would slap the ticket on the screen as you got your keys out of your pocket. You'd look clean in his face and say "what a ****ing ****"

 

Piskie

 

Although I preferred my description to be honest

 

He's still raging about to this day. Might have to grass him up again

 

Knock yourself bandy son.

 

Let me stop you before you continue to make a complete fool of yourself, Tobias!

HIAG is not real. He is an invention of a highly creative and intelligent imagination.

The person behind HIAG is not HIAG.

You'd been well and truly had, Tobias. But you are far from being the only one.

There have been other creations that have had different effects on people.

667, for example, was accepted as a Gooner, by Gooners, for several years before I sacrificed him for a bit of fun. He had Pixie confessing all kinds of ****, and liking most of his comments. As for A87, well... you know all about him.

The point is, Tobias, that you must not confuse HIAG with the person behind HIAG.

HIAG is a puppet. You shouting at him is a akin to Skiddy shouting at people to tell his cock the time.

 

True

 

It is sad to see that there are those who genuinely believe that I am a bigger cnut than someone they consider to be a racist.

What does that tell us about this board?

 

The cock muncher sitting behind the keyboard typing the **** HIAG writes on here though is though

 

Don't start blubbing mate. We think that you are both ****s

 

Its funny watching someone who isnt bothered, being so bothered.

 

Yeah I sweated so much I had to buy new clothes today.

 

I haven't voted yet due to a mixtire of apathy and being a grown-up.

However, not wanting to come across as too intellectual or eliteist, I will give it further serious consideration before casting my 2 votes.

I n order to do this in the most open, informed and objective manner I would first like to seek some clarification on the following ...so ...

HIAG, why are you such an anal boil?

 

So the man behind HIAG didn't go to Cambridge hasn't got kids, didn't go to Vegas, doesn't play in a band, wasn't a marathon runner, doesn't drive a Merc, isn't a rifleman and has no interest in photography then mate?

You see that get out, that you always wheel out when cornered doesn't really work I'm afraid.

Think carefully before you answer btw..................

 

We’ve all outed you as a ****?

 

According to the dictionary, the word **** has 3 definitions.
1) A Slang term for a woman's genitals
2) An unpleasant and/or horrible person (dmd)
3) A Stupid person (HIAG)

They are both ****s, but under different definitions.

 

**** me, you're rattled!