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KPR Vs Man Utd

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  1. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    I'd like to see Swarbs say this to Carroll face to face:) I don't think the struggle would last long before he became "Mandys Biatch", he's a big guy and he's good with knots:)
     
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  2. KingPepeReina.

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    He shoots
    He scores.
    He'll break your ****ing jaw.
    Andy Carroll
    Andy Carroll.

    Luis Woaaah.
    Luis Wooaah.
    He's from Uruguay.
    He made the salfords cry.
     
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  3. Constcrepe

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    If a lass hits the floor and it's not Collymore
    Andy Carroll
    They should have shown you the door when you broke Taylors Jaw
    Andy Carroll
    Picked a young girl to fight now your cars set alight
    Andy Carroll
    Hope you're made to pay and get bummed every day
    Andy Carroll

    or

    You put yer pint glass in
    Pint glass out
    In out in out
    You shake it all about
    You go to live with Nolan
    And yer cars burnt out
    Is that what yer all about?
     
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  4. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Send him round and I'll say it to his face. Then I'll pull his hair. That'll sort the big girl out <ok>

    He looks just like a gypsy dog
    Carroll, Carroll
    He looks like he fell in a bog
    Carroll Carroll
    He beats his girl
    His car gets burnt
    What a ****ing piece of dirt
    Mandy Mandy Carroll
     
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  5. KingPepeReina.

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    You'll like these.
    Who's that shagging in the lowry.
    Who's that with a dirty whore.
    Wayne Rooney is his name.
    He hasn't got a brain.
    And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore.

    Who's that shagging in the lowry.
    Who's that with a dirty brass.
    Its Rooney and his hoe.
    Giving her a go.
    Cos Coleen won't take it up the ass.

    His father is his brother.
    His sister is his mother.
    They like to shag each other.
    The Neville family.

    Gary Neville shags his brother.
    And his sister.
    And his mother.
    They all shag each other.
    They're all inbred.

    Ryan Giggs is illegitimate.
    He ain't got no birth certificate.
    He's got aids and can't rid of it
    He's a salford bastard.

    Can you go and a buy a stella Georgie Best.
    Can you go and buy a stella Georgie Best.
    Can you go and buy a stella.
    You're turning ****ing yellow.
    Go and buy a stella Georgie Best.
     
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  6. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    The giggs one doesn't even qualify as banter, its just rude.
     
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  7. KingPepeReina.

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    Robin.
    Don't be a hypocrite.You lot have said worse about Spurs players and vice versa.United fans used to sing ''Who had the chest pains'' about Gerard Houllier.
    Not to mention ''Who's that dying on the carpet'' in 1981 when Bill Shankly died.
     
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  8. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    Some arsenal fans have sung songs like that but I haven't. Generalising isn't a good thing when you stereotype.
     
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  9. KingPepeReina.

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    Oops I forgot you're a saint.
    Hypocrite.
     
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  10. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    Me not singing songs as bad as saying Giggs has AIDS does not make me a saint or a hypocrite. I think you will find a lot of people don't sing stuff like that. I have no objection to singing songs which offend players but I draw the line at those types of sick chants, especially when they aren't even funny.
     
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  11. BringBackfootie

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    RVF and KPR kick off a rumble

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    "You put yer pint glass in
    Pint glass out
    In out in out
    You shake it all about
    You go to live with Nolan
    And yer car's burnt out
    Is that what yer all about?"

    This i like:)
     
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  12. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    <laugh> I want to be Napoleon! <laugh>
     
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  13. KingPepeReina.

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    RVF.
    You probably won't like this one that used to be sang by most rival fans.
    Same old Arsenal always cheating.
    Same old Arsenal always cheating.
    Or the ''Boring Boring Arsenal'' one.
     
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    I am completely nonplussed. Why is that relevant to the conversation?
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

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    Don't worry, I'm nonplussed as to how curly perms and shellsuits are relevant anymore.
     
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  16. BringBackfootie

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    You mean Rafael and his Bro the cabbage patch kids, seriously
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  17. BringBackfootie

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