We’ve got a good 606 team ready for the Euros. A strong back line with Lardi on the stats, and Dick on the Academy. FHB the clogger in the midfield, after too much of his home brew. Royston Hawtrey providing the odd spark of creativity up front. And Elfs, goal hanging, contributing fvck all, and being ignored by his team mates.
@Smudger603 as the commanding centre half, with @Mr Sitter flying down the wing slinging in dangerous crosses for @Charles Xg Hawtrey to bang in off his spam.
This is not a 'funniest Charlton moment', being specific, a very funny Kojak moment. Bizarrely my bald buddy bought an Accrington ticket for a guy from Leeds who he had never met. Said Yorkshire twat then blew him out leaving Kojak with a spare, Kojak then desperately contacted me pleading I helped him flog the ticket so he was not out of pocket. Being the kind, thoughtful man I am, I took the ticket. Kojak game me the ticket on the morning of the game as we were on different trains(thank f***). I sold the ticket easy enough and bumped into him at Accrington station after the game. On seeing me he bounced his 20 stones, sweat pouring from his spam, "Elfs, Elfs, have you sold the ticket", to which I have him his money. The poor fella was almost in tears when he frantically put the money in his pocket and came out with "You're a wonderful man, my son has been crying with hunger pains, I had no more money but now we can eat on the train home". I was pleased to have helped.
Massively embellished, but some truth in it. Who was the 606 member who welched out of the ticket ..I’ve forgotten the name now. I’m sure we actually met on the train going from Bradford Interchange that day with CLB …you sat next to some poor unsuspecting woman on the train and starting chatting to her (fancying your chances) and she promptly fell asleep …if you remember, I took a photo of it and posted it on 606 at the time.
Also - slight factual correction - have never been 20 stone or anywhere near it in my life, nor thankfully had any health related issues with it it’s not me who resembles an emaciated hamster who’s been left in a tumble drier for 3 days running #Elfs
I paid for the ticket, which I did not ask for, and admit to not paying the booking fee out of principal. Didn't touch Bradford all day, try again.
We definitely went to an away game by train with CLB and you tried chatting a woman up and ended up sending her into a deep coma. I think it was your chat up line “would you like to see my Sports Direct underpants?” that clinched it.
