So about a year ago Koeman was being talked about as being a Barca manager... Is it fair to say that job is way above his ability? Spent so much money in the summer and failed bigtime. So how long will Koeman the #fraud last at Everton? I'd say about 2 weeks. Discuss. Hopefully @Tobes can shed some light on what is going wrong? What you thinking Tobias?!
I think the whole squad needs laying. He should organise a massive party with dozens of hoes and let the lads hit the back of the net a few times. Nothing bonds a couple of team mates more than spit roasting a cock hungry whore.
Wonder if Koeman actually wanted Rooney or whether that was forced on him? ... either way the Everton midfield has looked slow, ponderous and lacking in width ...
As you know mate, I was no where near as bitter as some about it but that would be sweet. Don't see him lasting that long though tbh.
So who was on the pre-season bandwagon that Everton were going to get top 4 with the signings they had made?
Not me. I knew our failure to land a No.9 was going to cause us a massive problem after losing 25 league goals when Lukaku left.
They should have tried for Llorente. He and Gylfi worked well together, but I’m glad he came to Spurs.