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Klopp V Mourinho

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 9, 2016.

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  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Understood.
    Is Jose just a "polished turd" now, or will extra polishing remove the Chelsky turd exterior
    and the shiny gold Jose of old remains.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <smiley sicklysherwood smiley>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Pochettino translates as "very little" ... I suspect this could be quite prophetic in the context of "trophy success" at the end of his managerial career <whistle>

    Klopp is of Teutonic origin and is popularly believed to be a slang reference to "that which is left behind after the horses have moved on" ... :emoticon-0178-rock:

    Mourinho is of Portugese origin and broadly translates as "the small grey mouse who squeaks incessantly and is ultimately still owned by Chelsea" ... blimey that's a bit of a mouthful :emoticon-0112-wonde

    Conte is Italian for .... <whistle>

    Wenger is believed to be derived from an occasion when a man with a very heavy cold attempted to hail another man whilst alluding to the possible limitations of that individual's sex life ... its' plural form has now become a popular collective term for supporters of Arsenal FC <ok>

    Ranieri is apprently Roman for "Victorious"




    Disclaimer: Whilst we have done all in our power to corroborate the authenticity of the definitions given, we accept that there may be alternatives.:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  4. AKCJ

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    Mourinho clearly has been the better manager (probably about even now) but he's a ****er so it'd have to be the (slightly) less aggravating Klopp.


    Although it'd still be Ranieri, the manager who has taken the most points (and, more importantly, league titles) since the German joined us. :)
     
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  5. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Hair-piece.


    "Ranieri is apprently Roman for " ... Tinkerer.
     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    You've either just called Raneiri German or declared yourself a liverpool fan :huh:
     
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  7. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Mourinho's been at Man Utd a decade in 2026, what's his excuse?
     
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I know your being sarcastic, He's been at United for a couple of months, whereas Klopp has been at Liverpool for over a year.
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Seem to remember Maureen was compiling a dossier on the players at man yoo and pinpointing his transfer targets even before his interview and when LVG was still manager at OT, he's been managing Utd for longer than you think.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    So Jose then? As he clearly finished above Liverpooh and won the FA Cup
     
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  11. AKCJ

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    The German joined us as in he's now over here in England with us.

    Worded horrifically, I'll grant you.
     
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  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>

    Nah, he was only there in a consultative capacity, him and Woodward talking to the agents of players wanted by Maureen this season.<whistle>
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Jose needs billions. Kloppo needs a fiver.

    You decide!
     
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  14. Matth_2014

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    Ironic, given the fact that Guardiola has spent more than him this summer.
     
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  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Ffs matth, what's Pep's spending got to do with this thread?

    Maybe you should post a Guardiola v Maureen thread.
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    Well, I support Spurs, so I guess it would have to be Klopp! <laugh>

    I'd like to see Mourinho tested at a side with no money, just to see how he'd get on.
    Next season then, I guess... <whistle>
     
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  17. Lovearsenalcock

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    Matthew got skills...

    page 2 he learns what 'ironic' means
    Page 3 he executes the word superbly.
     
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  18. Zanjinho

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    Whereas Poch as been at Spurs two, not three <doh>
     
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  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    3 years next year.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Still think Alan Sugar nailed it when he said, in a disdainful cockney accent:

    'Special one !? I'd like to see how bloody special he is down at Leyton Orient !'
     
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