Klopp Leaving Dortmund

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Dortmund have called a press conference at 12.30pm. The report says klopp wants to spend time away from football. So he might become our manager because what we are serving up is a million miles from football.
 
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His putting his flippity flops on and klippity klopping his way to the toon!

Pellegrini should be getting worried tho! thats a move just waiting to happen
 
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Dortmund have called a press conference at 12.30pm. The report says klopp wants to spend time away from football. So he might become our manager because what we are serving up is a million miles from football.

Klopp would rather cut off his dick, cook it with some gnocchi and eat the bastard than come to us.
 
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45/1 is the odds and i have been informed that these are expected to drop. But I think it is as likely for him to come here as it is for Carver to be BVB's manager next year!
 
Not a chance..but pleasant to contemplate him coming here for 2 or 3 pico-seconds.

Not sure Man City would be a good fit for him, even though that seems to be the current 'groove' over where he may end up. From bits I have read Klopp seems a modern/traditionalist type manager ..ie like to build /develop clubs/youth etc etc..and not just flash the Shieks cash (me saying that could be utter bollocks though)
 
I dont think any Manager would be opposed to signing a player they really want for a team, Klopp included. His recent history shows how he has developed youth, but at the same time, players of Gotze and Reus's class, there has to be a bit of natural talent and ambition from the player's side, its not all down to the manager.

I think Klopp will be at Man City by the middle of June, but only if we dont go in for him.
 
wait....Jurgen Klopp, "head coach" at Newcastle alongside John Carver.....



....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

...<breathe>....

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
I think we can kind of rule Tuchel out now, pretty much going to be a certainty for BVB, I beleive they hired Klopp from Mainz too
 
Look, this old **** will be our manager in the summer:

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Now deal with it. Accept it now so it won't hurt so much when it actually happens.
 
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Just a thought here, I like Klopp too. But how much of it is Dortmund being in a golden generation of players then, Reus, Gotze, Lewandowski, Hummels, Subotic the list goes on.... Don't think we got a chance of Klopp, nor do we any manager worth his weight under the current regime.

How many self-respecting managers would be willing to put up with the **** Ashley n co dish out on a regular basis. Selling star players, press conferences handled yourself, transfers not up to you.
 
Just a thought here, I like Klopp too. But how much of it is Dortmund being in a golden generation of players then, Reus, Gotze, Lewandowski, Hummels, Subotic the list goes on.... Don't think we got a chance of Klopp, nor do we any manager worth his weight under the current regime.

How many self-respecting managers would be willing to put up with the **** Ashley n co dish out on a regular basis. Selling star players, press conferences handled yourself, transfers not up to you.

[HASHTAG]#ItsCarver[/HASHTAG]
 
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