Klopp Leaving Dortmund

[scotstoon]

Dortmund have called a press conference at 12.30pm. The report says klopp wants to spend time away from football. So he might become our manager because what we are serving up is a million miles from football.

 

[Toon_Man_Sam1]

His putting his flippity flops on and klippity klopping his way to the toon!

Pellegrini should be getting worried tho! thats a move just waiting to happen

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Is it worth ordering any extra tissues in?

 

[Beardsley's Rancid Sack]

Dortmund have called a press conference at 12.30pm. The report says klopp wants to spend time away from football. So he might become our manager because what we are serving up is a million miles from football.

Klopp would rather cut off his dick, cook it with some gnocchi and eat the bastard than come to us.

 

[Toon_Man_Sam1]

45/1 is the odds and i have been informed that these are expected to drop. But I think it is as likely for him to come here as it is for Carver to be BVB's manager next year!

 

[Nolberto's Salsa Inferno]

Not a chance..but pleasant to contemplate him coming here for 2 or 3 pico-seconds.

Not sure Man City would be a good fit for him, even though that seems to be the current 'groove' over where he may end up. From bits I have read Klopp seems a modern/traditionalist type manager ..ie like to build /develop clubs/youth etc etc..and not just flash the Shieks cash (me saying that could be utter bollocks though)

 

[Toon_Man_Sam1]

I dont think any Manager would be opposed to signing a player they really want for a team, Klopp included. His recent history shows how he has developed youth, but at the same time, players of Gotze and Reus's class, there has to be a bit of natural talent and ambition from the player's side, its not all down to the manager.

I think Klopp will be at Man City by the middle of June, but only if we dont go in for him.

 

[Lord Jonjomort]

wait....Jurgen Klopp, "head coach" at Newcastle alongside John Carver.....



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[Toon_Man_Sam1]

I think we can kind of rule Tuchel out now, pretty much going to be a certainty for BVB, I beleive they hired Klopp from Mainz too

 

[Beardsley's Rancid Sack]

Look, this old **** will be our manager in the summer:

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Now deal with it. Accept it now so it won't hurt so much when it actually happens.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Looking forward to Klippety, I think he'll do a fine job

 

[abc CissesCurriedGoat abc]

Just a thought here, I like Klopp too. But how much of it is Dortmund being in a golden generation of players then, Reus, Gotze, Lewandowski, Hummels, Subotic the list goes on.... Don't think we got a chance of Klopp, nor do we any manager worth his weight under the current regime.

How many self-respecting managers would be willing to put up with the **** Ashley n co dish out on a regular basis. Selling star players, press conferences handled yourself, transfers not up to you.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Just a thought here, I like Klopp too. But how much of it is Dortmund being in a golden generation of players then, Reus, Gotze, Lewandowski, Hummels, Subotic the list goes on.... Don't think we got a chance of Klopp, nor do we any manager worth his weight under the current regime.

How many self-respecting managers would be willing to put up with the **** Ashley n co dish out on a regular basis. Selling star players, press conferences handled yourself, transfers not up to you.

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[Albert's Chip Shop]

Could be worse lads.

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