It's true. If we fix the striker situation, our lot will look a whole lot rosier. I'm not at all religious but I've made a quick poem based on the Lord's Prayer for a giggle. The Striker's Prayer Our striker who art in potentia, Goals be thy aim, Our games be won, when your goals come, From a dearth, please give us six or seven In every game, with foot or with head, And we'll forget your simulations, as we castigate those who simulate against us, Lead us away from relegation, towards the top four, For thine home is our kingdom: the kop, with its glory, For ever and ever, Amen. I'm a poet and I know it!
Cheers, RTSM. I vaguely remembered that Fowler one, and I was going for something a bit similar. FYI, I searched the internet and just to inflame everyone's nostalgia here it is (from BBC website): 'The God's Prayer' Our Fowler Thou art is scoring Robbie be they name Thy transfer has been done On a free as it is in January Give us this day our favourite red Alonso will give you the best passes As Carra stops those who pass against us Deliver us the title And lead us not into relegation For eleven is your number Forever and ever Our man
I don't remember this Remember this though: [video=youtube;ayivhplxuwM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ayivhplxuwM[/video]
I've followed all his career, from when he was scoring goals for fun in the playground up to now at Schalke. True supporter, beat that.
Holtby with the assist as well - great first time flick onto Huntelaar and it was a fantastic finish.
