Only just now BRB . Either the OP is telling what IT thinks is a joke . Or he deserves to die . By having his eyes gouged out , having his balls cut off and put into his raw , bleeding eye sockets . then he should be suspended upside down horizontally , on a frame of some sort . then he should have his stomach cut open , his guts gently tugged out , then let 20 Feral cats have a 1/2 hour with him . During that 1/2 hour , I shall try and come up with a novel way to slowly put him out of his misery ANDensure he is in extreme agony all the time . It could prove tricky , but it is worth 30 minutes of my time
FFS Jasper you soft bellied woke leftie apologiser, tell us what you are really going to do so we can all buy tickets
We're all taught the order of things at school. mice get ate by cats. cats get ate by dogs, dogs get ate by cows, cows get ate by horses etc etc. Why the **** was the cat hanging out with dogs? Got what it asked for in my mind.
I remember this one. It gets to an elephant which then gets scared off by a mouse and the whole thing starts off again The circle of life. I must remember to put this on the Yr 6 curriculum.