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Kings of the North East?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Calamty Jane, Feb 9, 2014.

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  1. SSJNUFC

    SSJNUFC Active Member

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    I think the OP should have used the word "Conquerors" instead of kings
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hold the f***ing phone... Yates is amazing. I had an incredible and inexpensive first dinner date with an unnamed sexy young Dutch fellow who looks identical to Daniel Radcliffe...
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Ya filthy tart.
    I hear your lass at the time put out an APB as you got mashed.
    The class of sexy male company must have risen the next night as well I would imagine.
    You are a SHARK fella, gotta say.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I think 'the not quite north enough to be in the north east Tigers' has a better ring to it. But that's just my view.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 11, 2014
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Careful Obi....

    You don't wanna get mauled by the tigers..... mauled by the tiiiiiigggggers.....

    [video=youtube;tgS1RFk1cU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8[/video]
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Oooh, they look so vicious when they do that. A bit like John Inman would if you stole his measuring tape off him.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Would you rather...

    Be mauled by the tigers, or grabbed by the ghoulies?

    Be mauled by the tigers, or kicked by the ass?

    Be mauled by the tigers, or bitten by the bulls?
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Who does John Inman play for and why does he have a measuring tape?
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    If you drive south, out of Hull, once you get past the city limits, that is the only time that Hull is in the North.

    You've also managed to spell Calamity wrong <laugh> i, that's right!

    Sorry, that was a northern dialect joke... you wouldn't understand :)
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh> how did she expect me to carry out a hot affair with Harry Potter's schexsy Dutch cousin and answer her bloody text messages at the same time?! <laugh>
     
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  11. Calamty Jane

    Calamty Jane Well-Known Member

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    Driving due south you would need a boat
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The rivers of beel in East Yorkshire aren't that swollen yet are they?
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Can't you swim?
     
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  14. lady-eleanor

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    Or maybe walk on water
     
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  15. Calamty Jane

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    The only man who can walk on water in Hull has got a big head and dances along touchlines
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Could use the red bars as stepping stones.
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    does he have an Emu with him

    Is it Rod Hull ?????
     
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  18. lady-eleanor

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    Arhhhhh its Rory your mascot how sweet.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Not Billy?
     
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  20. Calamty Jane

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    FA cup draw means it could be 6 out of 6.Hawaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!Brucey is doin a canny job theres ner mistake
     
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