The kids (excluding me) in my village all pissed on a hedgehog and killed it, so they told me. I once finished off a rabbit that had been hit by a car with a cricket bat. I thought one good blow to it's head would suffice but it took several. Very unpleasant memory.
I once stole a kid's bike, pissed on it and then told him where it was hidden, before watching him ride it home in tears with his jumper pulled over his nose to hide the smell. fan himself would be proud; you were doing the Lord's work
as moderator it is your duty to correct the punctuation of all posts now get on with it ****face blimey that was ackworthesque
I just found the image of a car carrying a cricket bat amusing for some reason. I'm a bit sad like that.