When we were in 3rd year our teacher asked us to write an essay on what we would do if we won £10m on the lottery and why. A friend of mine said he would buy all the chimps in Belfast zoo and then shoot them with a shotgun in the face. His reason, because he could. Our born again christian teacher went nuts
I've been on such a trip. It was ****ing ****e for the pig. The 2 dogs had ****ing body armour on. They exhausted the pig (which was ****ing massive btw) and then the fat **** of a farmer just stabbed the poor thing through the heart as it lay there ****ed on the ground and just left it there. Never even took any meat from it
Pigs are a real menace in the outback. They're in plague proportions and badly need culling, but pig sticking is ****ed.
You're mat is correct, although these days it costs a bit more.. You can also arrange to have several chickens line up, and choose an assortment of weapons in which to have these devious feathered creatures feel your wrath... M16, AK47, H&k MP5, Although i prefer an Ingram, empty yhe full mag in less than 2 seconds, and you still don't hit the cunning little bastards... With a grinning local stood behind you laughing at you, so you take retribution and go to your hotel and shag his missus.... Either way he's still happy.
This thread's hilarious. I remember stoning a group of Ducks when I was a kid. Got this urge to decapitate them too. But didn't get the chance to as there were people around. You know killing animals is a sign of being a serial killer?
Depends which one, aparently Sean Connery was a member of the well hung club, famed for his large penis but the remaining actors who played the roll may have had needle dicks...we may never know.
What the goverment should do is put a bounty fun price on every ones head and if someone chooses you and pays the fee they can hunt you down and kill you. I.E Wayne Rooney £10m bounty could be bought by Ibrahmovic and killed by him, rooney gets a phone call " Mr Rooney this is the British Bounty Killers Institute you have been Bought buy a Mr Ibrahmovic, he is approxiamately 10minutes from your home, pack up what ye can and run, he has chosen some nun chuks, a rocket launcher and a 60yo prostitute to bait you with. Good Luck"
