I thought the "step over a dying person rather than have to waste time interacting with a stranger" thing was just a stereotype of Londoners. I didn't think it was actually true
9/11 happened a week before we were due to fly to Cancun on holiday. Uppermost on my mind was hoping that the ****s would re-open their airspace in time. They did.
Worked a lot in central London. No **** wants to speak to you. And if you do they look at you like you asked to take a ****e in their breifcase. ...or mibby it's ma Scottish accent.
I know. Met poor sods when we arrived in Cancun that had been in the air when 9/11 went down. They were diverted to some Canadian military airport where they spent the first 2 days of their holiday
Which is exactly what I said to a work colleague when watching the fitba in a pub full of Chealsea Headhunters.
I think that is a myth. Folk only step over folk if there is are 2 people helping already. If a third person stops to help they are either professionally qualified to do so..... Or a *****.
Anyway, back to the original question. A suitcase full of Bolivian Flake, an Aston Martin Vanquish, an open road, and that blonde bird who does the weather on BBC London News should do it. You'd have to time it so she didn't bite your cock off between flipping the Aston and departing the earthly plane for another dimension though, or you could be dickless in the after life.
Surfing in the west of Ireland on Atlantic coast and get lashed against the rocks after riding a 30ft wave or coming home pissed one night and forgetting to light the gas in me miserable bedsit,fumble for me lighter and spark me rollie,BOOM
One of my mates calls a pokey bum **** abseiling <feedingtheropeMUIR> I can't remember why he told me, think I had told him about Edmonds making celebrity murders look like chokey ****s gone wrong.