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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Jun 15, 2013.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    On 9/11 I was off school sick, and all I gave a **** about was my TV programme being interrupted
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Erik's janitor hell.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I thought the "step over a dying person rather than have to waste time interacting with a stranger" thing was just a stereotype of Londoners. I didn't think it was actually true <yikes>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    9/11 happened a week before we were due to fly to Cancun on holiday. Uppermost on my mind was hoping that the ****s would re-open their airspace in time. They did.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Worked a lot in central London. No **** wants to speak to you. And if you do they look at you like you asked to take a ****e in their breifcase.

    ...or mibby it's ma Scottish accent.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You are all heart G Man <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I know. Met poor sods when we arrived in Cancun that had been in the air when 9/11 went down. They were diverted to some Canadian military airport where they spent the first 2 days of their holiday <laugh>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Military Airfield - Byword(s) for Hell on earth and bad food
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Chokey ****......can't believe I'm the first one on the thread to tell the truth!
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Whatja say? Speak English jock, ffs.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Which is exactly what I said to a work colleague when watching the fitba in a pub full of Chealsea Headhunters.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    chockey pokey bum **** for me... whilst high on coke.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Cokey chokey pokey bum ****?
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh> cokey chokey pokey bahokey ****...
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

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    I think that is a myth. Folk only step over folk if there is are 2 people helping already.

    If a third person stops to help they are either professionally qualified to do so..... Or a *****.
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Anyway, back to the original question. A suitcase full of Bolivian Flake, an Aston Martin Vanquish, an open road, and that blonde bird who does the weather on BBC London News should do it. You'd have to time it so she didn't bite your cock off between flipping the Aston and departing the earthly plane for another dimension though, or you could be dickless in the after life.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Surfing in the west of Ireland on Atlantic coast and get lashed against the rocks after riding a 30ft wave or coming home pissed one night and forgetting to light the gas

    in me miserable bedsit,fumble for me lighter and spark me rollie,BOOM
     
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  19. Magic Laudrup 11

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    One of my mates calls a pokey bum **** abseiling <laugh> <feedingtheropeMUIR>

    I can't remember why he told me, think I had told him about Edmonds making celebrity murders look like chokey ****s gone wrong.
     
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  20. LEROY FER 10

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    I thought you would feel at home with all the bowler hats?
     
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