A nice bit of summary justice. Bit like when the little fat ****er with the streaked hair from the Goole Tigers was mis behaving on the train a couple of years ago . A grab of the throat and an 'accidental 'clash of heads and his arse fell out . Like Jobbo says, nothing a swift right hander can't cure .
On this point, do we even have a xenophobic epithet for Scandinavians? Scandies? Is that a real thing? As a last resort, we'd have to just go 'hurdy gurdy' at them and see if it pissed them off, I guess. I seriously doubt you were getting called a Paki, Febbos!
I haven't heard anything against Scandinavians, but then again, i bet most people would get them mixed up with the Krauts when hearing his accent. Btw Febbos what do Swedes nickname the Brits or English? If there is one. I know the French call us roast beef and the Germans call us tommies or island monkeys.
I don't think we've got one. If there was mass immigration from them the Daily Mail would definitely be running "2nd Viking invasion" stories, so probably something about being a viking would be the Scandinavian equivalent of Paki. Viking isn't really an insult at the moment, but then Paki wouldn't be any more offensive than Brit providing it was used correctly (ie to describe someone from Pakistan), it's just the abuse of the word by idiots who intend it to be offensive that's made it that way. (I'm sure there's a South Park episode about "***s on Harleys" where they go into why saying that doesn't make them homophobic because the word has changed meaning)
As your being circled by obnoxious children, asking for money and probably shouting pikey, are you sure you haven't accidentally moved onto a gypsy site? I'd check your house for wheels Febbos.
