Jason
Never met a **** yet called Jason who wasn't a schemie dobber.
The only Jason I've met was from Sooth Afreeka.
He moved in with and lived off a friend of mine, got her pregnant, and ****ed off back to Sooth Afreeka when he found out.
What prize **** he was. And still is, most likely.
I knew two Saffers called Jason. Wouldn't be in a hurry to see them again.