Kevin Nolan driving AC to Liverpool?

Unless it's a devious plan?

MA: "We need to get this Andy lad to Liverpool as soon as possible, I want my money!"
KN: "I'm on it boss! Come with me Andy!"

AC: "Cheers for this Kev! This is kind of a shock for me but I guess Liverpool might be okay, if it's what's best for the Toon..."

*an hour passes*

AC: "Kev? Are you sure this is the right way to Liverpool?"
KN: "I know what I'm doing."

*another few hours pass*

AC: "I didn't know they had a Big Ben in Liverpool too!"
KN: "Yeah, yeah, fantastic place is Liverpool like."

*another hour passes*

AC: "Are we there yet?"
KN: "Hold on Andy, nearly there."
AC: "This is fantastic of you to drive me there Kev! It's handy having a scouser in the team after all!"
KN: "Ha, yeah..."
AC: "I never knew you had to go through a big tunnel to get to Liverpool, it's amazing!"
KN: "Sure is."

*another hours passes*

AC: "I think I'm going to love it here in Liverpool, the city of culture! Isn't it great how all the policemen can speak French?"
KN: "Yeah, you've got a lot to learn."
AC: "You know Kev, it's nearly 11pm, are we nearly there?"
KN: "Hold on lad, it's almost over. I'll explain when we get there."
AC: "HEY! This isn't Liverpool! There's a big tower here, I don't want to go to Blackpool!!! What are you doing?!"

*car stops*

KN: "Andy, I'm about to tell you something I never want you to forget."
AC: "Okay...."
KN: "DON'T GO BACK ON YOUR WORD! YOU PROMISED YOU'D STAY AT NEWCASTLE FOR LIFE AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO!"
AC: "What?!"
KN: "Hehe. In 5 minutes the transfer window will be shut and your transfer will be cancelled."
AC: "!!!!!"

KN: (on phone to MA) "Hey boss..... **** YOU!!!!"


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KN:

 

No Cock Stand it's not. Stfu you're annoying now.

 

Seriously tho, why are people buying into this ****.... sky sports news.... Liverpool willing to pay £35 million so Nolan drives him up there in his car. Now if someone was to report he was seen getting into a helicopter, then maybe.... a ****in car, driven by his mate, please

 

It's all a smokescreen.

Man Utd are apparantly now favourites to sign Charlie Adam, Nolan is heading to Liverpool instead?