I had a stay in hospital a couple of years ago, and I was injected numerous times by nurses who continually visited by body screaming......"small prick"! Now what`s that all about?
Did you hear about the chinese couple who got divorced ?, the wife went back to Peking and the husband went back to ****ing!
Kevin told me this one today, to keep it football related: confucius he say "man with todger up chimney....fuging grate!