Ketie Perry's pert little one's or Katie Prices fat plastic one's?

Look at how the queer bloke is standing! He's unworthy of such a fine job.

 

Checking Ms Perry for correct breast alignment is certainly a fantastic job. Almost as good as the puppeteer on the Simpsons who got to be Moe Syzlack in the episode where they all turned in to muppet characters, he got to enact Moe giving Perry a crotch sniff. I bet she smells like strawberry ice cream, covered in boy glue.