Other than cash, I don't see why anyone would want to play in Scotland. Fortnightly trips to St Mirren and Kilmarnock hardly stand up to massive matches away at the Sheffield clubs, plus the likes of Southampton, Leeds and Norwich when they were in League One.
Our pre-season jaunt to Spain lasts longers than the Old Firm's Euro campaigns.
Furthermore, The Valley is the Cathedral of Football and stands a class apart from the Glasgow dungeons.
So there!