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Keira Knightley's new film

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Nah - only fat boys <ok>
     
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  2. GroveRanger

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    Kylie Minogue helicopter fantasy ****
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I've always wanted to get a bird helicoptering. I'm too scared that something will snap <banjostring>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Helicoptering <laugh><laugh>

    Christ, this place can be good at times
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My impression was that "the helicopter" as I've carried it out simply involved swinging the boaby in a circular manner in someone's face.


    I've imagined that I've been corrected.

    I hope I'm still right about the anal shoogle and the two-fingered-tumble-dryer <ok>
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    God knows. There's some seriously intelligent people on here and I'm just a poor wee country boy who knows fack all.
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

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    [video]http://www.redtube.com/451[/video]
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I've always thought of helicoptering as lieing on your back with the bird on top. She would then spin round, her outstretched legs being the helicopter blades <ok>

    Not looking at STs video to see if I was right <laugh>
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Anyway, back to Knightley.


    I remember seeing Bend It Like Beckham for the first time with the missus and thinking, "Would I take the jailterm for that thing?"

    The answer was an unequivocal YES.

    As it stands just now, I would re-mortgage the house and sell my kids to a South African diamond mine owner for a shot on it <ok>
     
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  10. Toby

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    <laugh>

    That looks ****ing painful...One slip and you're faceplanting with a bent cock :(
     
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  11. Trypsin-1

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    <laugh> looks fun
     
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