I've always wanted to get a bird helicoptering. I'm too scared that something will snap <banjostring>
My impression was that "the helicopter" as I've carried it out simply involved swinging the boaby in a circular manner in someone's face. I've imagined that I've been corrected. I hope I'm still right about the anal shoogle and the two-fingered-tumble-dryer
God knows. There's some seriously intelligent people on here and I'm just a poor wee country boy who knows fack all.
I've always thought of helicoptering as lieing on your back with the bird on top. She would then spin round, her outstretched legs being the helicopter blades Not looking at STs video to see if I was right
Anyway, back to Knightley. I remember seeing Bend It Like Beckham for the first time with the missus and thinking, "Would I take the jailterm for that thing?" The answer was an unequivocal YES. As it stands just now, I would re-mortgage the house and sell my kids to a South African diamond mine owner for a shot on it