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Keep Ya' Biscuits.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You insinuating some kind of affair is going on?
     
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  2. Null

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    Maw Pud knows every **** from Tunnocks!

    She's retired now... 65 (or 66)!

    She was backshift - 3 til 8!
     
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  3. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Nah, a meringue can't be a cake, it's just too gay.
     
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  4. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Backshift. That's not some weird sex act is it?
     
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  5. Null

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    Yer right - it's a donut!
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Andy Cameron's one and only funny joke.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I like these babies:

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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <ok> <laugh> .
     
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  9. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Looks like a biscuit.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It is a ****ing biscuit. It says "Viennese Biscuit" on the wrapper in picture.

    We're no going to need CSI to work this one out. <whistle>
     
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  11. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Might need the CSI to uncover the jibe. <whistle>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A poor man's Viennese Whirl if ever I saw one.
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    He was a lorry driver, retired 19 years ago, but that was one of his main pick up places.

    Cakes, not women.
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    That's what I get for not reading all the posts properly.
     
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  15. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    You're a gent V. <ok>
     
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  16. SwanHills

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    What's this a ****s' thread? I'm off......<yikes>

    (Erm, I like McVitie's chocolate digestive, the man's biscuit...hopefully?)
     
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  17. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    These are the ultimate biscuits and Britains best kept secret.

    These bad-boys are low in calories and because of their apparent lack of popularity, very cheap too and ideal for dipping into your coffee.

    Get them munched.
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Only fat housewives and narcissistic gayboys care about that.

    Which are you?
     
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  19. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    I like dipping them in my coffee with a raised pinky. <diva>
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Fat gay housewife then? <whistle>
     
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