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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Did you say your having a little ****?
    ( not that there’s anything wrong with that )
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 6, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I want to see more distance,
    More cake, more gin, more everything!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 13, 2020
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    ......more rhubarb and ginger gin liquor........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 13, 2020
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    Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.....
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 14, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I want the next post to be at least 1.5 posts my mine, ok?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 14, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Due to inflation, the Woke Movement, BLM, the Cancel Culture..... and every other type thingy, social distancing has now been increased to 2.5 klms minimum distance, ok!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 29, 2020
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    Can the mods please ensure no other thread is parked next to this public notice.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 23, 2020
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    It pays to keep your distance ...... Don’t Fart!


    Florida woman arrested after beating her father for his flatulence


    https://mol.im/a/8659551
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 25, 2020
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    Please keep all serious answers at least 1.5 metres away from this thread!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 26, 2020
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    Ok, so don’t post on here!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 30, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 31, 2020
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    From now on, l’m distancing myself from this thread.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 31, 2020
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    Australia has shut its travel bubble to Mew Zealand.
    No Kiwis allowed!
    Australian Custom can however, be bribed.
    Officer Squat will listen to any proposal regarding vats of gin to be used in trade.
    Ring 1300BRIBEME
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2021
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