Katy Perry diddy ride

i had a brilliant dream a couple of years ago like this where i walked into a room and the was jennifer aniston, courtney cox, britney spears, elisha cuthbert and rachel stevens and they're all there just waiting for me, all in their wee black dresses just lounging about, waiting. and i KNOW that they've been waiting for me to turn up and **** them.

me "where the **** is kylie"

elisha cuthbert "she couldnt make it"

me :sigh: "fine"

 

She's clearly a bit loopy if she's sitting in a sink

 

Mibbe she was tap dancing and fell off.





















































































I would like to apologise for that. Came over all E.R. for a minute.

 

Who the ****s Hillary Fisher BTW?
EAT. ****E. 1 MILE. LISTEN. PISH. TIN CUP

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FAIL Bollo

RDW I always knew you were an absolute ****ter Came over ER you say

 

i'll show you ****ing fail ML!!!!

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ooooooooooooooft

That was bad

 

Bollo, I like that reaction <hotunderthecollar>

 

She's a wee ride aint she? She's from South Carolina <sluttyweeaccentmuir>

 

Oh ****

Im away for a chug

 

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vida guerra, purely for the ass

 

fair doos, britney in her prime

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Britney's first music video in her wee school outfit, sexy as ****

I was a teenage boy at the time and everytime i seen it id get a boner, still do to be fair

 

I bet you got a boner when Marge Simpson was on the front cover of Playboy too!

 

Aye there's something about big marge that gets me all hot and bothered

She's had 3 weans though so she'll be as wide as the clyde

 

Her wideness wouldn't be a problem if you had an adequate sized manhood.

Ye asked for that one!

 

I didnt say it would be a problem

Id just be worried that once i was in i wouldnt get back out

 

In her prime, which is right now, I'd plump for Miss Johansson. Who I imagine is what Tina2010 looks like

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Marge is nothing Lois all the way

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just found out where all the guests are coming from

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=katy perry diddy ride&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=