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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Was gonna say!

    How drunk are you? Hesakmi drunk? Because that could be fun :bandit:

    Make sure you're on an iPhone with autocorrect ON!

    If you don't have an iPhone go and steal one. It's ok because you're drunk.
     
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    New possible rumour. Korean Justmi anyone?? <laugh>
     
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  3. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Work with a Scouser - might ask him to steal me one ;)
     
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  4. AH

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    Only a matter of time!


    Though I think it could go to deadline day!
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Used to go out with a girl that ended up going to Uni at Salford. She met a guy there and got married and emigrated to Canada. Don't know if it was a rush job.
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I see, don't think I wana be meeting up with any lasses atm like, even though I'm sure I was chatting on with this lass couple hours ago, might just be my imagination haha
     
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    It's moments like that when when things like that happen.
     
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  8. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Hmmm a coherent sentence with no spelling or grammatical mistakes!

    Hesakmi is not impressed! Go gazump (just invented that word) another 5 Jagermeisters and we will all be here waiting for you!
     
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  9. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Had 2 of them like, wasn't to bad imo. Had plenty of sex on the beach (wish was actually sex on the beach :() haha. Just the drink unfortunetly :(
     
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    gazump is already a fully functionable word! to be gazumped, confused, etc etc!

    shame on you 5 goals
     
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    Haha, just split from me lass. Don't fancy any shagging about atm lol
     
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    Don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing!
     
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  13. Cheik out that Tiote lad

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    He does exist, just plays for a made up team !
     
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  14. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Oh my it is a word. Well then why do are there bastard red lines under the word gazump?

    Go away red lines , piss off. Seriously. Trying to unsettle me and all that.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Outbid.
     
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  16. AH

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    bloody americans


    apparently gazump means to outbid someone though? didn't know that. thought it just meant cheated or something of the sort, or in slang terms, totally gazumped i.e. not a clue!

    **** knows.
     
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    Oh sorry to hear that bud. There will be plenty more fish in the sea when you're ready again <ok>

    By the way with this ****ing Belgian system I've ruined the last few months doing nothing and have found myself with 8 days to write my personal statement for UCAS. I hired an advisor to help me with it though as with limited time I will fail without him <laugh>

    Anyone want to write it for me <whistle>

    Wish I could just be honest and say : "I want to go to your university because it's close to St James' Park."
     
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    Eeeeee god :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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    personal statements are eeeeasy. just bullshit and big yourself up. in mine i said that i'd traveled the country gigging in a band, and that being in a band meant i had good team skills <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Yeah there will be eventually like, she having my kid though <confused face> lol

    Also, yeah I'm sure that is a very viable excuse cos it close to St James haha
     
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