Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

That's not Chinese ...

... it's got a Jap's eye

 

It's all right highlighting the cameraman but who took the photo.

 

Is it feck

 

just been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder......i'm beside myself

 

woman says to hubby "i wish i had bigger breasts".........he replied "you could try pushing them against the sofa,and rolling them around"...she replied "why would that work?"....."it's worked for your arse!"

 

I would baggsy the front door first before a night out

 

i've had no2 on my shoe don't want it on the auld bell knocker

 

English Heritage staff repositioning the Stones at Stonehenge today ready for the the end of British Summer Time this weekend.

 

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.