I always associate the smell of paraffin heaters and tomatoes in a greenhouse, cos that is what my mates dad used to stop them getting killed by frost...in May probably!
And all done in the best possible taste. The one with the Fentanyl is over the letterbox please log in to view this image
Me: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me? Wife: Of course I would sweetheart. Me: If I lost my hearing, would you be my ears? Wife: Absolutely honey. Me: If I lost my legs would you push me in a wheelchair? Wife: You don't need to ask. Why all the questions? Me: I just sprained my wrist....