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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    My lesbian friends got me a Rolex yesterday

    Think they misunderstood me

    I said I wanna watch
     
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    I'm writing a book on reverse psychology

    Please don't buy it
     
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    My dog ate all the scrabble pieces

    I took him to the vet

    No word yet
     
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    What's long and hard and has cum in it

    A cucumber
     
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    Why do women like to have sex with the lights off

    They don't like to see a man having a good time
     
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    I saw a kaleidoscope having sex

    It came in all shapes and sizes
     
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    Asked my GF why are women like swimming pools

    Sha said nice and wet

    They both cost a ton to maintain considering the time you spend in them
     
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    What's the difference between your wife and work

    After 5 years your work still sucks
     
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    What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit

    A zit waits till your 13 before it comes on your face
     
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    2 deer walk out of a gay bar

    One says to the other

    I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there
     
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    What do gay men and ambulances have in common

    They both take it in the back and go woo woo
     
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    When a Midget says to a woman your hair smells nice

    Is that sexual harassment
     
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    What's the difference between the g-spot and a golf ball

    A man will look for the golf ball
     
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    Is butt-cheeks one word

    Or should I spread them apart
     
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    What's the best thing about a blow job

    10 mins of silence
     
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    What does a receptionist at a sperm banh say to clients as they leave

    Thanks for coming
     
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    I was in the bar when I chatted to a midget...
    I asked, "You seem like a nice and trustworthy person, fancy coming back to mine"...?
    She said smiling, "Looking for a good time, are you"...?
    I replied, "No I've lost my key and you're the only person that could fit through my cat flap"...
     
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    Nooooo
     
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