Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I donut think that's gonna be any time soon pal.

 

Brilliant idea. Some of madeirest friends on here.

 

Jamaica Cake?

 

That's a trifle harsh mate..

 

I made some rock cakes. Take your pick.

 

I know mate, meringue for stepping out of line.

 

I'm not gonna be around for this two thousandth post celebration, I'm off to the doctors, which reminds me, save me some spotted dick.

 

You`re not desserting us are you?

 

Sounds like you must have been involved in too many currant affairs mate..

 

He might give you some cream for it.

 

I've been trying too many different pies fellas.

 

Generally, custered is my favourite

 

I prefer a little, or a big cream horn.

 

Prefer biscuits myself. Arrowroot or wagon wheels.

 

would you like to join my club?

 

No thanks, they`re all crackers.

 

Yeah it was surprisingly easy, muffin but the best for you mate

 

You just made post 1973 and win a signed photo of Bob Stokoe

I was promoted .....

 

That's a Nice touch

 

Dough`nt know where to start.