Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

You have seen first part before

Why do you never see an Elephant hiding in a tree

They're very good at it

Why do Elephants paint their balls red

So they can hide in cherry trees

What's the loudest sound in the forrest

Giraffes eating cherries

 

What are 100 rabbits called

A receding hair line

 

I sent my hearing aid in 3 weeks ago

haven't heard any thing since

 

I tried drag racing yesterday

Its brutal running in heels

 

I found a comedian making jokes about Putin

But I didn't really like his execution

 

What’s better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ!

 

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

 

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? ‍♂️

 

I hurt my testicles playing football and had to go to hospital to get them checked out. While the doctor was cupping my balls, he said " Dont worry, its quite normal to get an erection during the examination." I said "Excuse me?! I dont have an erection!" he replied "I was talking to myself!"

 

Paddy and Murphy, we're going back to Paddy's house, after leaving the pub.

3am they arrive at the door, greeted by Paddy's wife, with a rolling pin in her hand.

Murphy says. "One hell of a woman you've got there. Not many women would be up, baking at this time of the morning."

 

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says

"Don't worry. That was an insect."

To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that!"