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  1. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Nig, Oct 15, 2022
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    Why is a woman like a condom

    They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 15, 2022
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    What did the blind man say when he past the fish market

    Hello ladies
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 15, 2022
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    Which sexual positions lead to ugly children

    Ask your mother
     
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    What does the sign on a whore house say ?

    Beat it were closed
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 15, 2022
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    Was feeling down the other dayMy mate came round to cheer me up

    He said you could be in a deep hole full of water

    He meant well
     
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    I'm getting excited cause spring is almost here

    I get so excited I wet my plants
     
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    I've got a friend who didn't pay his exorcist

    he got repossessed
     
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    Wonder if Michael Jackson's Neverland has the same sign ?
     
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    who do you call a whiteman with a big dick

    Michael Jackson
     
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    That's made my day <laugh>
     
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    Arnie is coming out of retirement to do a new film

    Its going to be about classical music

    He will be Bach
     
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    How does Mosses make his coffee

    Hebrews it
     
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    I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon separately

    I'll let you know which comes first
     
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