Paddy went to the train station and asked the ticket office for a one-way ticket to jeopardy. The clerk said there's no such place. Paddy replied, look, it said on the news last night there's 3000 jobs in jeopardy and i want to get there NOW!!.
So I went to an outdoor restaurant last night. It was a disaster. Pouring with rain. It took me nearly 3 hours to finish my soup