I worry that the queen left instructions to leave the dogs to the groomer and it got misinterpreted . . . . please log in to view this image
There's a strange charity operating near me . . . . every other week, for no apparent reason, they shove a few bin liners through my door for my kitchen bin.
I just read a book entitled 'The French Army During World War II, 1939 to 1945'. For those not familiar with the 24 hour clock, that's twenty one minutes to eight until a quarter to eight at night.
"I can't believe our 4 year old son is already looking at porn online" I said to my wife when she checked the Internet history.
My boss told me that as a security guard it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security