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  1. Gil T Azell

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    Gil T Azell, Aug 30, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I was snogging hard with this girl when she broke off and yelled "Urgh, I've got your chewing gum! I replied, "that's not my chewing gum - I've got bronchial asthma".
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 30, 2022
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  3. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    FFS! <laugh>
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Aug 30, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 30, 2022
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Weird . . . .
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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  10. rooch 3

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    It crashed 30 seconds later
     
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    rooch 3, Aug 31, 2022
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    An old man is in a church making a confession.
    Man - Father, I’m 75 and have been married for 50 years. In all that time I have been faithful to my wife but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.
    Father - When was the last time you made a confession?
    Man - I never have, I’m Jewish.
    Father - Well why are you telling me all this?
    Man - I’m telling everyone.
     
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    Sid MCFC, Aug 31, 2022
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  12. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    What’s better than roses on your piano ?



    Tulips on your organ.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    What’s the difference between your wife and your job ?

    After five years, your job will still suck.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 31, 2022
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    Wife has an Ann Summers party. They’re all playing around with dildos, beads and clit-ticklers and I’m the weirdo for sitting there having a w*nk!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 31, 2022
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    Every wife thinks her husband is an idiot. And they are absolutely right.
    Because smart men don't get married.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 31, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 31, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 31, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 1, 2022
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