A man was about to go into a pub for a drink, when this nun standing outside starts telling him about the dangers of alcohol. He asked if she had ever had an alcoholic beverage, to which she replied, no He then invites her to come inside and have a drink with him, she says I can't go into a pub, what would Father Murphy say if he found out I was in a pub?!? He says I'll bring you a pint out to you, she says I can't be seen drinking in public and beer just sounds so not tasty...I need something that a lady might like He says I'll, get you a sherry, She says that sounds nice, but to put it in a teacup so no one will know what you're drinking The man goes in and orders a pint of stout and a sherry in a teacup. ..the barkeeper says, is that feckin nun outside again?!?
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s total b*llocks” I replied, by text, from across the road.
I got a leaflet through the letterbox that just read 37-11=26 ! I'm bloody sick of takeaway leaflets.
