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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I was sacked from the camping shop for raping a shop assistant in one of the display models ......
    ......... unlawful entry within tent for that.
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    So it was a case of a wigwam bang,..
     
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  3. grandpops

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    Had two interviews in one day. A watchmaker and a fishmonger. Got them mixed up. Turned out it was neither the time nor the plaice.
     
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  4. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    To be be frank, further from the truth you couldn't be!
     
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  5. Mick Buxton's Allotment

    Mick Buxton's Allotment Well-Known Member

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    I find all these comments hilarious - every one's a Wiener
     
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    Shameless and its been fun thanks :) like this.
  6. grandpops

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    Nearly time for the Liverpool Chelsea match. Ketchup with you later.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What the Frikadellen's going on in here?
     
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    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
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    The Japaese FA are starting a campaign to save Hodgson's England job...
    Sign here to 'Save Loy' :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Calling an extra ordinary meat in
     
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  10. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Would that be a wild boar`d meat in?
     
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    Ham not sure
     
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  12. grandpops

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    Once saw a Shakespeare play about a young pig.

    It was called Hamlet.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I once opened a dry cleaners in Stratford Upon Avon ....... it was called 'Out, damned spot'.
     
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    There was a Shakespeare horror film wasn`t there.

    A Midsummer Night Scream.
     
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    The only Shakespeare play that I ever witnessed the actors were discussing if someone was a fat bastard or not.
    Tubby or not tubby that was the question..
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Nice one, have a cigar ......... but not a Hamlet <ok>
     
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    The ex wife's new boyfriend has just been arrested for having an offensive person on his weapon
     
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    There was a cigar named after a comedy duo wasn`t there?

    Abbott & Castella.
     
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    You are Havana laugh though!
     
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    That`s a Classic.
     
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