Another old one . . . . A blonde woman looking to earn some extra cash knocks on the door of a house. The owner answers the door and the woman asked if there were any odd jobs that he needed doing around the house. “Wait a minute” he said to the woman, “Here’s a can of paint and a brush . . . . you can paint the porch. One hour later the blonde woman knocks on the door again and the owner opened it and said “Finished already ? “Yes . . . . and there was enough paint for 2 coats” the woman replied. “By the way” she said “it’s not a Porsche . . . . it’s a Ferrari"
The police knocked on my door this morning. "Do the letters H.B mean anything to you?" they asked. "No," I said. "What about G.D. then?" "Nope . . . . means nothing to me," I said "How about A.J?" "Look," I said, "am I suspected of something?" "Not at all sir," they said, "we're just making initial inquiries."
Inflation, inflation, inflation ! I don’t know what people are whingeing about . . . . I’m paying exactly the same price for mince beef as I was a year ago. please log in to view this image
