Strangely reminiscent of the PPE our local care home ordered ... ... I can see why the residents were upset now.
Whilst considering buying contact lenses, the optician assured me they're no more difficult to put on than a condom is. I tried this, and I have to say she was dead wrong. I had to take out my whole eye to slip a condom on it.
You know that council house in town with 500 Giga-Watts of 'tasteful' Christmas lights outside? They're the twats that have been tweeting and complaining to the Echo about 'fuel poverty' blaming the evil Tories.